sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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patiently waiting for john green books to become movies
You and me both, kid.
hey john
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
billy has no friends oh my god
i want to reblog this every single day because its my favourite post ever omg
This video is amazing.
i couldn’t make it past the ‘legumes’
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i love how the homepage of tumblr makes it look like it’s a sophisticated blog site that blogs photography and art and such but really it’s just a website that is full of sexually frustrated teenagers that cry over fictional characters until 2 in the morning
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What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
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He deleted most of them so here are the ones I could find!
(With the help of Google, Kris and Emily)
You can delete all these, but we will never forget.
