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Ellen DeGeneres for President.

fantastic-nightmare:

barackobama:

I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message

Holy crap

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someone please show this to ellen guys nearly 11 million notes

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unclesimonsnephews:

theircutelittlethings:

so i was in science class and all of a sudden my teacher starts talking about one direction on the today show. she actually knew a lot about them so as i was handing in my lab write-up at the beginning of class i whispered “OTP” but she just kept grading papers

then after class we got our lab write-ups back and there was “Niam” written at the top of mine with a smiley face. she’s a fangirl.

oh my god.

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danisnotonfire:

Dan talks about Envy.

please help me out by reblogging this and I’ll check out the notes and follow a bunch of you guys! :D 

ineedscissors61:

remstigma:

hauntedblogger:

you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident” 

Actually, you can’t.

Not since the accident.

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just-a-spooky-directioner:

One Direction- What They’re Really Thinking: LWWY Edition

i just love these omfg

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tumblrbot: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

the lining of my mother’s vagina

  • Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
  • Obama: Supports gay marriage.
  • Obama: Education for all!
  • Obama: Universal healthcare!
  • Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
  • Americans: You're destroying this country.